The Last Post: End of the Series! And End of More???!!!!!!

This is how it ends. This series is looking towards its completion. I am not yet sure if this blog will fulfill its destiny, the reason for which it was actually conceived. Like the previous two posts in this series (which you may find right below as you scroll down), I begin it with the same conviction as the other two. But only time can tell if its judgements will be appreciated of at least accepted in its own time or later. More than that time will only tell if it gives the answers I went in search of. The answers you are in search of!!!!!!!
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25-10-07
Chennai

The impulsive reaction yielded no results. Sometime later, the pain became unbearable. It happened around 11 O clock. The simulatory tests for assessing preparation prior to the main test were in progress. What stung me on my neck was a mystery which I had no answer to. But I had a weird feeling something was wrong. I returned home warily. I lied down on my bed and passed out due to the pain. Sometime later, the symptoms began to show. My whole body felt different inside me. I rushed to the mirror. There were striations all over my face. My tongue was a pale black. It was a gory sight. I realized that the wound on my neck was open. Blood was coming out. It was green in colour. I was horrified. My face had lost its usual handsome flavor. My well-built body had become frail. My charming smile was just a pained twitch. Then realization came. I was mutated.

I did not know what to do. I was not able to think. It was as if all my movements were controlled by someone else. My body was the bait to the torture of the clash over control between me and this external force. I could not let this happen. I summoned the rest of my strength to write this post. I could not let myself become the representative of evil. I did not want to inflict pain to others. I did not intend to be a virus commissioned by Satan. I hope to God that you who reads this blog will spread the news to others. WE’RE BEING ATTACKED. The aliens have broken into the life of humans. Protect the earth! It’s up to you. Please do not panic, for that will lead to no good. Think of me, who has already been made a scapegoat. Do you all want to end up like that?! No! So how are you going to face their huge army? There is one way. Only the one way!

Place your hope on God. Throughout, we have been searching to find the Place of God. Well, there he is. Voila!!! He is there, with all of us. In our hearts! In our minds! To guide us all in our endeavors, like he guided me to alert you all! Many people in this world wish answers to questions like ‘Where is happiness?’ or ‘Where is inner peace?’! It’s all in the perspective. If we want a thing to affect us, it will. If we believe that we are immune, we will be. Likewise, believe in your strengths. Believe you can win this war against these aliens. And you will. I can help you no more. I’m dying. Good bye my friends. Good bye earth. My last prayer to God is ‘Hope you survive’!

Where is God??????

Foreword:

1. Like my previous post, when I started writing, I had no idea what it was about to contain.
Like my previous post, this may cause fits of paranoia.
Like my previous post, this may appeal to a few and others may find it stupid.
Like my previous post, you may post your comments with full freedom with no constraints or discretion.

2. I’m sure you’re now curious to what my previous post contains. Read it first if you want to, but it offers no continuity or anything.


Prologue:


1983
Palakkad, Kerala.


The corridor was empty. Except for him. If it weren’t for the bright lights, it would have been an eerie place to be. Every step he took weighed him down. He was anxious and worried. He tried the door. It didn’t budge. It seemed that time chose to be still. He stared at the door. It should have been named ‘Eternity’ ward, he thought. Then came a cry from inside the door; it was one he could never forget. But the baby’s cry that followed relieved him. And after an infinitesimal period of time, he heard a voice, one that could never have come from any human being. He tried to trace the source, in vain. It came from no particular direction and echoed throughout the corridor. It said, ‘Your baby is born with divine powers. It has been destined to rule the world. It will make people fall to its feet. It will capture their souls and make them obsequious slaves”.


He was surprised. Shocked. And afraid. Then he heard another voice. This he could locate, as it came from the door which just then opened. “It’s a girl, sir” said the nurse.

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Place of God in the Universe:

The small meteor was heading towards him. He didn’t know what it was. But he knew it was no meteor. He knew he couldn’t just evade it. Had he struck at it hard with his club, things would have been different. But he didn’t. To the pleasure of over a billion people, he just used his club to deflect it. It went in the air and Santhakumaran Sreesanth accepted the catch.


How believable is it, that a team which couldn’t beat a minnow like Scotland or win over its other group mate, Pakistan, and lost its first super 8 match would enter the final and take the Twenty-20 world cup? Yet that is what happened. Is this because the Indians were so skillful? Or is it because that someone wanted their marionettes to act this way? If that is so, who is this puppet master?


Well people could argue that it was destiny. Or they could say that the omens pointed that way. But I guess I’m not yet insane enough to talk that shit. Swimming in Paulo Coelho’s pool of crap is not my cup of tea. So, instead of struggling with this totally irrelevant topic, despite innumerable quotes from movies and religion bursting in my brain, I move on to the epilogue (What about the story, you may ask. I’m from Tamil Nadu where the movies have no plot at all. I’m just following the tradition) There is an answer to the question, which caused this blog to be born. It may even answer many a theological puzzle and solve this mystery.

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Epilogue:

The baby did have such powers। As the divine voice had said, the baby did grow up to rule the world. People fell at its feet. She captured their hearts and made them her slaves. They rushed to do her bidding. They were overawed by her beauty. The power she exerted was so great. But at the same time, it was so gentle and amazing and characteristic of the Goddess that she is. All the rulers of that wanted her by their side. And she was the Lord of her own territory by the time she celebrated her birthday on the 4th of May, twenty four years later [:)] What more will this puppet-master do??????!!!!!!

[Do some research on the ‘date’. She has been chronicled by so many people that you cannot miss her. She continues to rule.]

Theories of God's Home

Many have debated about the powers of God. Many have debated about his presence. And those in debris, about his sanity too. But, idlers and procrastinators have toiled in their spare time about where God is? I am about to place before you two hypothetical theories which may well shake the foundations of other existing legends and theories. Contemplative thinkers ought to have realised by now that this page is filled with insane philosophy with no supportive proof. Hence, if you wish to get out, this might be the right time for it. Paranoia of any type may be possible.

Need for a different perspective :

A home, place of living, abode, call it whatever you may, is a place suitable to carry out all your operations from. There have been various theories to state where God lives. Some say he lives in a separate world created for him and those souls which reside with him. Some say it is Heaven. To quote The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, God lives in a small hut in a planet in the middle of nowhere. According to The Long Dark Tea Time of the Soul, God(s) live along with us it this earth, and go to their city, Asgard only when needed. Other famous theories mainly consist of parallel universes. When you consider the above statements, Logic, as it seems, has taken a holiday. So, without further ado, let's get to my theory.

Theory 1 :

To stick to the basics, let us make the following assumptions. Arthur Hailey says that "When you assume, you make an ASS out of U and ME". But when proposing on a controversial issue, it is difficult to move forward wothout imposing these priliminary constraints.
1. Forget the theory of Heaven And Hell
2. Don't premeditate the final result of this theory
3. And don't form the opinion that you know where this is leading to.

Now, coming to the theory, at last. Consider the fact of human belief that God is a person who control's each and every movement of each and every individual in this world and any other world, solar system or galaxy. So, he must be in a position to view all that is happening, directly or by telepathy. Now, the reason for disagreement for all other theories is that God is supernatural. So, forget this fact too. Now, God is just a person who is well ahead of his time, highly developed in science and technology, who sends his messengers, sometimes himself, to other planets to improve diplomatic relations,or to speak collocacially, for an expansion drive. So, when he has enough developments so as to produce life artificially, his place of living must also be developed to suit his ambience and must also be vast enough.

Now, as per Hindu mythology, one year for an earthling is supposed to be one day for God. Juxtaposing our theory from this source, we can calculate the place of God's planet.

1 year = time taken to revolve once around the sun
On average, distance between sun and earth = 93,000,000 miles.
If the earth revolves in a circular orbit, then,
Radius of Revolution = 93000000 miles.

now, 1 year = time taken for moving around the circumference (= 2*pi*R )
pi = 3.14285714

1 year = time for 1 revolution around the sun = traversing 584,336,233.5677 miles;
Now this is 1 day for a God.

So, God's planet travels 584,336,233.5677 miles per day.

The hitch faced at this point is that it is nowhere specified how many days a God's year contains.
Assuming it has 365 days, as for a human being,

1 year for God = travelling 365 * 584,336,233.5677 miles = 213,282,725,252.2105 miles.

So, if God's planet also moves around it's orbit in a circular fashion,
Distance between God's planet and it's sun, R(g) = 213,282,725,252.2105/(2*pi) = 33,944,999,999.9999 miles.
So, God's planet has an orbit 364.99999999999 times more larger than that of earth.

Hence, if we find such a huge Solar Sysem with a planet at exactly this distance then we can say with certainity that it is God's planet. From this point, finding his house will not be a problem.

Theory 2 :

God is a fictional product of a figment of man's imagination.

Though i hardly believe in the above statement, it is the only logical possibility if Theory 1 fails....


Post Script :

I kindly request all visitors to point out whatever flaws there may be in the above given theories. It might be instrumental in changing our view of the omniscient and omnipotent person, God.

Regards
Srivaths